I can't believe I ate the whole thing

christinefriar:

I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

illumahottie:

Absolutely NOT

illumahottie:

Absolutely NOT

jethroq:

but seriously, you can only post tfw jokes if you’ve been professionally diagnosed with no gf. Damn feeltrenders.

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

clickholeofficial:


Youngest Child Ever? Jonah Is Just 3 Years Old

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

coolmomsvevo:

one time i showed my niece how to take pictures on my phone and now i have all these strange pictures of me looking at clothes taken from the perspective of a three-year-old and i love them

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drawingguitarist:

dipper goes to the pizza hut

dipper goes to the taco bell

dipper goes to the pizza hut and taco 

ash: “i can’t believe flirting costs 8 energy, it costs me like -2 in real life”

look at how shocked this tower looks

look at how shocked this tower looks

walt’s claddagh ring is on his right hand with the heart pointing out tho

that means he’s single