here are 12 easy steps to avoid elevators
"talk dirty to me"
it only took three hours of being in portugal to get offered weed by a friendly stranger
what a lovely place
a friend who makes sure that no one goes into the toilet while you poop is a doody guard on guard duty
can someone from the no gf side of tumblr please explain this feel?
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
i should probably be mad at you for throwing my drink into the river but whatever, it’s water under the bridge now
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