it completely baffles me how often americans pay for and drink bottled water this there is literally a thing that gives you free, unlimited water in pretty much every american home
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
"Hold up, just let me text ash, then you can do whatever you want to me"
this was right after i drop kicked my brother
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
what about a book of all the lies people have told you
Oh how the tables have tabled
Tables have tabled
I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected
11 months of Stella.
2 months old to 13 months old.
This is precious
He thought he was invincible
Holy shitttt these white children REALLY need to stop fucking around
this is from a satirical website. this did not happen
The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.
Seamus would not like the fact that you called him British